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  Panel 1 — “AMBIENT ANGER: THE LOW-GRADE FEVER” Concept: Anger as the weather of modern life. Illustration prompt: A city street scene where everyone has a tiny red temperature gauge above their head reading “99.9°” . The smallest triggers are floating icons: a cut-in-line , a contested parking spot , a sideways glance . One person is perfectly calm—but their gauge is still warming up like an idling engine. Caption idea (your voice): “We’re not always furious. We’re just… preheated.” Meaning: Anger isn’t always an explosion; it’s often a simmer. Panel 2 — “OUTRAGE PAYS: THE ALGORITHM’S SLOT MACHINE” Concept: Rage as monetized engagement. Illustration prompt: A smartphone drawn as a casino slot machine. The reels spin: OUTRAGE / HOT TAKE / CANCEL / DUNK / REPLY-GUY . A big lever labeled “SCROLL” . Coins spill out labeled CLICKS , ENGAGEMENT , AD REVENUE while the user’s face turns redder with every pull. Tiny detail: A disclaimer sticker: “Warning: may cause right...

  Panel 1 — “THE FEAR ECONOMY: IF IT BLEEDS, IT LEADS” Concept: Fear as a product with a price tag. Illustration prompt: A TV news set rendered like a carnival game booth. Giant red graphics: BREAKING , WARNING , CRISIS , DOOM . A ticker scrolls “STAY TUNED AFTER THE BREAK!” Meanwhile, the anchor is literally plugged into a wall outlet labeled ATTENTION , and the cord runs to a big battery labeled FEAR . Witty beat: A tiny disclaimer in the corner: “May cause compulsive refreshing.” Meaning: Fear is a warning system, but modern media turned it into programming. Panel 2 — “THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF MODERN LIFE” Concept: Your thesis in one visual: pop culture as a haunted house. Illustration prompt: A funhouse hallway with doors labeled: Jaws , Germs , Flying , Heights , Darkness , Failure , The Unknown , The Other , Vaccines?? , Doomscrolling . Each door has a different jump-scare silhouette. At the entrance: a sign reading “WELCOME — YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM WILL NOT RECEIVE ...

  Panel 1 — “TODAY IS THE TOMORROW…” Concept: Anxiety as a calendar that never stops generating new dread. Illustration prompt (detailed): A wall calendar with “TODAY” circled in red. Above it, a stack of sticky notes multiplying like gremlins: “TOMORROW (WORRY)” , “NEXT WEEK (BIGGER WORRY)” , “SOMEDAY (APOCALYPSE)” . A little cartoon brain is frantically stamping “URGENT” on blank days that haven’t happened yet. Witty twist: A quote at the bottom in tiny type: “Congratulations, you survived the thing you feared. Here are 12 new things.” Meaning: Anxiety isn’t about the event — it’s about the mind’s addiction to future threat. Panel 2 — “DOOM-SCROLL RABBIT HOLE” Concept: The phone as a trap door into dread. Illustration prompt (detailed): A person sits on a couch, calm at first. Their phone screen is a literal rabbit hole spiraling downward, filled with floating icons: BREAKING NEWS , HOT TAKE , HEALTH PANIC , FINANCE PANIC , RELATIONSHIP PANIC , CLIMATE PANIC . ...

  Panel 1 — “FRUSTRATION NATION: THE MODERN OBSTACLE COURSE” Concept: Everyday life as a gauntlet of tiny exasperations. Scene: A cartoon “airport boarding” line that turns into a labyrinth. Illustration prompt (detailed): A long airport boarding line snakes through ridiculous stations labeled: PASSWORD RESET , UPDATE REQUIRED , CAPTCHA: SELECT ALL TRAFFIC LIGHTS , TICKETMASTER QUEUE , AUTOCORRECT TRIAL , CUSTOMER SERVICE: PRESS 1 FOR DESPAIR . At the end is a tiny gate that reads “CALM THIS WAY →” but the arrow points back into the maze. Witty twist: A character holds a boarding pass that says “Group F (for Frustration)” . Meaning: Modern life manufactures friction; frustration is the predictable output. Panel 2 — “EXPECTATION vs REALITY: THE HEAD-ON COLLISION” Concept: Your core thesis: frustration is expectation colliding with reality. Scene: Two cars crash. Illustration prompt (detailed): Two vehicles on a straight road: one is a sleek sports car labeled EXP...

  Panel 1 — “THE APOSTLE THOMAS RECEIPTS” Concept: Doubt as intelligence / skepticism as a feature, not a flaw. Scene: A modern-day Apostle Thomas at a “Customer Service / Returns” counter. Illustration prompt (detailed): A robed figure labeled THOMAS stands at a sleek Apple-store-style counter under a sign that reads “BELIEF & RETURNS / PROOF REQUIRED” . He’s holding a clipboard and pointing to a checklist: “Evidence. Verification. Cross-Reference. Peer Review.” Behind the counter: a calm attendant labeled FAITH slides over a long receipt titled “RESURRECTION—ITEMIZED.” Witty twist: A tiny stamp pad on the counter that says “CERTAIN / UNCERTAIN / NEEDS MORE DATA.” Style: Editorial line art + one accent color (the receipt). Meaning: Doubt can be wisdom asking for rigor, not cynicism asking to ruin joy. Panel 2 — “DUNNING-KRUGER BLOOM” Concept: Russell’s idea: fools are certain; wise people doubt. Scene: A literal garden. Illustration prompt (detailed): A...

  Panel 1: “TRIBES” Caption options: “Same species. Different jerseys.” Illustration prompt (detailed): A stadium scene drawn like an anthropological diagram: clusters of fans labeled Dawg Pound , Raider Nation , Cheeseheads , Cameron Crazies , each with distinct visual tells (face paint, cheese wedge hat, skull motif, painted letters). They’re separated like “tribes” on a map, but all connected by one shared waveform rising from the crowd labeled PASSION . Witty twist: A small “field guide” key in the corner: “Calls, Chants, Rituals, Sacred Colors, Shared Myths.” Style: Clean line art with selective accent color on team colors (keep generic—no copyrighted logos). Meaning: Passion = identity + belonging + collective electricity. Panel 2: “FANS BEYOND SPORTS” Caption options: “Some people wear face paint. Some wear fandom like religion.” “Group chat meltdown is a modern spiritual practice.” Illustration prompt (detailed): A split-panel diptych: Left: A conc...

  Panel 1: “Fight For Your Right… to Keep Going” Caption options: “You gotta fight for your right to… keep showing up.” “Grit: the original human operating system.” Illustration prompt (detailed): A playful “human timeline” scene: on the left, a caveman with a stone tool; mid-frame, a pilgrim wagon; then a civil rights marcher holding a simple sign (“Dignity”); then a modern volunteer shoveling flood mud; and at the far right, a kid getting back on a bike with a scraped knee. One continuous line connects them like a relay baton labeled DETERMINATION being passed hand-to-hand across eras. Witty twist: Above it, a small banner reads “FIGHT CLUB OF HUMANITY” with a tiny footnote: “First rule: don’t quit.” Style: Clean editorial line art; minimal accent color only on the baton/label. Panel 2: “I Think I Can… / The Hill Too Big” Caption options: “Determination is the little engine with a big job description.” “The hill never shrinks. You grow.” Illustration prompt...

  Panel 1: “BREAKING NEWS: Ms. McGillicuddy’s Cat” Caption options (pick 1): “The algorithm never sleeps. Neither does the outrage.” “BREAKING NEWS: nothing is actually breaking.” Illustration prompt (detailed): A chaotic modern living-room scene where calm is under siege . A TV screams BREAKING NEWS while the headline absurdly reads: “Ms. McGillicuddy’s Cat Stuck in Tree (Developing)” . At the same time, a phone in the foreground shows an infinite doom-scroll tunnel with tiny rage-bait thumbnails (politics, collapse, climate, crisis) all stylized as generic icons—no real outlets, no real people. Witty twist: The remote control has a big red button labeled PAUSE but it’s buried under notifications like snowdrifts. Central figure: A person trying to meditate on the couch while their notification bubbles swarm like bees around their head. Style: Clean editorial line art with minimal accent color only on “BREAKING” banners and notification dots. Meaning: The absurdi...

  1) “New Year’s Eve: The Planet’s Annual Hope Ritual” Caption (choose 1) “We’ve made the same loop forever—and still throw confetti like it’s a miracle.” “Midnight: humanity’s favorite group project.” Illustration prompt (detailed) Concept: From an intergalactic perspective, NYE is absurd—and profoundly human: our collective “message in a bottle” moment. Composition: A wide, slightly cosmic scene: Earth in the background doing its calm orbital loop around the sun (a simple arc line, like a diagram), while in the foreground a crowd of party-hatted people count down. Witty twist: Above them, a small hovering “alien tourist” (or astronaut) holds a clipboard: “Observation: Species celebrates completing another routine orbit.” The alien looks baffled; the humans look ecstatic. Key details to include: confetti, streamers, “Auld Lang Syne” sheet music drifting like smoke, a “new daily planner” open with over-ambitious goals, champagne pop, and a big “3…2…1…” countdown sig...

  1) “The Age of Gratitude” as a modern marketplace Prompt: A smart, witty editorial illustration of a bustling modern city street turned into a “Gratitude District.” Storefronts include Gratitude Journals , Gratitude Apps , Gratitude Retreats , and a pop-up “30-Day Gratitude Challenge” booth. A giant billboard reads “ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE” like a trendy slogan. In the middle, a calm person sits on a bench smiling serenely while chaos swirls around them (horns, phones, rushing commuters). A small signpost points to “National Gratitude Day,” somehow still untouched—no glitter, no Hallmark sheen. Clean line art with a few accent color pops; playful details; sophisticated New Yorker-style humor. 2) “Problems of abundance” vs “hostile Earth” (then vs now) Prompt: Split-panel illustration: Left panel shows prehistoric humans in a harsh landscape (storm, hunger, danger) clutching tools—no time for gratitude, pure survival. Right panel shows modern humans surrounded by comfort and...